Finance Frustrated Pillows

"If I could pay my bills I'd pay them online if I had a computer."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

US Economy Boat.

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Our funding ran out again. Whip up another batch of crystal meth."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

Angry tennis player.

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

'I wish I had my money back...'

"Miss Widlington, I've failed in life, send in someone for me to blame."

'Once, I was searching the market for stocks. Nowadays, I'm searching the parc for sticks...'

Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

'Every Night the same dream. I have to file for chapter 11, but can't afford the filing fee!'

'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'

"Why's Joey upset? Did he ask for a raise? More vacation time? A promotion?"

Caged Fury

"My nest-egg money was working for me okay. . . until took early retirement."

All my assets are tied up in debt.