Debts Gifts

Yeah, Fred's a real credit to the human race, he owes everyone.

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

U of Debt

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Student Debt

"Your grandfather just paid off his student loan."

Wide screen TV

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Ghost with Repossession Order.

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

Buy now... pay later

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'