Medical Debt Management Gifts

Pacemaker Payments.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

U.S. Credit Rating

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Standard And P****d.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Life plan

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'Will that be on your store charge?'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

Pay Peter...Pay Paul.

fortune teller and credit card.

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"Don't tell me you forgot to pay the marriage bureau, too!!"

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

"Experience with repackaged debt? Oh, sure. Lots."

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."