Debt Management Program Gifts

'Well, you don't have to worry about putting food on the table, our table has been repossessed?'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

U.S. Credit Rating

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Standard And P****d.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"It covers up all the debt."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

Life plan

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

'Will that be on your store charge?'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

Pay Peter...Pay Paul.

fortune teller and credit card.

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

"Don't tell me you forgot to pay the marriage bureau, too!!"

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

"Experience with repackaged debt? Oh, sure. Lots."