Debt Manager Gifts

U.S. Credit Rating

"Experience with repackaged debt? Oh, sure. Lots."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Standard And P****d.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

Life plan

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'Just a minute while I pull up your file.'

'Will that be on your store charge?'

fortune teller and credit card.

Pay Peter...Pay Paul.

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."