Debt Management Wit Gifts

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

A fight in the Boardroom.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Watering Money

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

U.S. Credit Rating

wealth investment

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'