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"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

The day the stock market went UP.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

A fight in the Boardroom.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

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'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

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"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

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"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

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"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'