Dealing With Student Loans Gifts

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Student Debt

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"I'm going to be in the 7th grade before I get all my pre-school loans paid off."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Life plan

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

Student Loan Shark

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

Graduate Job Openings

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."