Taking Out Student Loans Gifts

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Farmer's credit.

"I'm going to be in the 7th grade before I get all my pre-school loans paid off."

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

I have a dream.

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

"How much do you need?"

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"We've got borrower's remorse."

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

I'm buying last year's car today with next year's money.

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"