Getting A Student Loan Gifts

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

I have a dream.

"I'm going to be in the 7th grade before I get all my pre-school loans paid off."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

Farmer's credit.

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

"How much do you need?"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

I'm buying last year's car today with next year's money.

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

"By offering your home as security, you are giving the lender a legal claim to your property."