Applying For A Loan Gifts

"A high-five isn't binding, sir. You still have to sign a loan agreement."

"A high five isn't binding Sir. You still have to sign a loan agreement."

Computer gives thumbs down to loan application.

'Before we issue your loan there's one final requirement.'

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'I do admire a small business owner with a sense of humour.'

"How much do you need?"

'You should hear back in a day or two. Until then, just sit tight and lay low.'

"Look, as I told you at breakfast this morning - NO!"

'I was just passing by when I smelled money.'

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

Loan Department. Please grovel in.

Loans - "Yes I suppose it does clatter when it roles. Do you have any other collateral?"

'What's your not-quite-so prime rate?'

'I'm George Neal. I'll be masterminding your loan.'

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

"Any criminal record?"

"Ah, Mr Small! About your loan request..."

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Big City Bank Loan manager

"My collateral? Well I've given up fatty food to bring it down...'

Farmers and the Bank

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

"I know I don't have a credit history. I had my name legally changed after that mortgage fiasco."

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"Just look at the interest rate! And I always thought bank robbery involved using a gun!"

"We can't lend you the money, but we'd like to accept your monthly repayments."

"Come back when your credit rating reads like a book titled '50 Shades of Black'."

'Your lifestyle is too irresponsible and scandalous for a bank loan, but maybe you could get an NEA grant.'

"Here's a useful financial app...Find My Loan."

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr. Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with our bank chaplain."

Loans: First hurdle.