Applying For Financial Aid Gifts

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

"How much do you need?"

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

'I'm sorry...we're not sure you're self obsessed enough.'

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."