Taking A Loan Gifts

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "

'If our advertising seems to suggest that we'll give a loan to anyone regardless of risk, it's because we will.'

I intend running up some bills.

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Farmer's credit.

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

A competent legal adviser can always be helpful.

'Look, I can give you a loan, but there's going to be hell to pay.'

I have a dream.

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'This loan will put you in debt over your head, but you do get a free snorkel.'

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

'Confidential loans.'

'You're overdrawn.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

loan

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"How much do you need?"

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."