Debt Management Hero Gifts

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

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Moses unblocking the toilet.

Standard And P****d.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Student Debt

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

Giant sandwich bags.

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Life plan

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

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'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"I graduated magna cum student loan, so I'll need a big starting salary."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

fortune teller and credit card.

Come to think of it...I owe all my drive, focus and ambition to credit card debt.

"Don't tell me you forgot to pay the marriage bureau, too!!"

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

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'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'