Debt Management Hero Pillows

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

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"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Student Debt

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Life plan

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

Giant sandwich bags.

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"I graduated magna cum student loan, so I'll need a big starting salary."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

fortune teller and credit card.

Come to think of it...I owe all my drive, focus and ambition to credit card debt.

"Experience with repackaged debt? Oh, sure. Lots."

"Don't tell me you forgot to pay the marriage bureau, too!!"

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

"It's a quote from the builder, he's wanting £900 just to come around and sneer at us!"

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'