Debt Conquering Hero Pillows

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Fries and kids

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Student Debt

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

In the red

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Student Debt

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'Will that be on your store charge?'