Debt Counselor Gifts

Debt Councellor: 'You'll have to declare yourself a Private Equity Company.'

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'I'm looking for someone to help keep the creditors off my back.'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'Why not consolidate your existing debts into one monthly repayment?'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

"It's nice to know that you are able to live within your means but, as your financial advisor, I must point out that you're doing so by borrowing money."

'Debt counselling - yours for only 24 easy-to-pay installments...'

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Great news! Our credit card limit has been raised enough for us to pay off our bankruptcy lawyer!'

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Well, you don't have to worry about putting food on the table, our table has been repossessed?'

Citizen's Advice.

"A collection agency is threatening air strikes."

'That's the way it is with debt, easy come, easy grow.'

Debt Counsellor - 'I'd recommend becoming a Debt Counsellor: You can make a fortune.'

'Ethelred - What we're offering is the chance to consolidate all your Danegeld payments into one manageable lump sum.'

'Well, your morals seem to check out. Now we just need to run your credit report...'

'How about just ONCE, someone robs PAUL to pay ME!?'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

You have too many credit cards. I think you have a debt wish.

Ace Borrowing Company (formerly Ace Loan Company)

There must be some mistake. I haven't paid off my credit cards yet!

'My debt instrument is the pen I write all of my checks with.'

'I understand you rented a limo to get here...'

You pay nothing now, then nothing for six months... Hold on. Who told you about me?

Credit

Recession tips & gambling

Kicking The Habit

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

'Any advice beside, 'Run for it'.'

"Some people pay their bill when due, some people when overdue...and some people never do!"

Playing Darts to Choose Which Bill to Pay

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."