Crisis Detective Gifts

"We are flying too high!"

British savings accounts

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Abacus.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

Insurance PremiumsGrowth Chart,

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

Cluster Catastrophe

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

Jose Manuel Villarejo Scandal

'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'

'Let's see what the ol' ticker tape' says.'

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

"The charges of blackmail were dropped. Those pictures of the prosecutor really came in handy."