Dilemma Detective Gifts

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Can do...No can do

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Tech support...can I help you!

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

In a Quandary

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Think Zero Defects

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"He said his name was Joseph when he told us he'd be our waiter this evening."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Computer Support Line

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"

"Do you offer a warranty?"