Culinary Calamity Captains Gifts

Looking for a gift that humorously honors the chaos of cooking? Our culinary calamity captains collection features playful designs perfect for passionate cooks, kitchen kings, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh amidst their culinary escapades. These products bring humor and personality to any kitchen space or foodie's collection, making them ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, or just because.

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'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.' mockup

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

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Is that pancake ready yet?

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'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...' mockup

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

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"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..." mockup

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

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Bake off: Flan B

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The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management. mockup

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

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"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!" mockup

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

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'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!' mockup

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

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"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

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'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...' mockup

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

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"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!" mockup

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

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"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?" mockup

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

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Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth. mockup

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

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'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!' mockup

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

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"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!" mockup

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

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'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?' mockup

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

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"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such." mockup

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

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Smoke gets in your eyes.

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"Okay, let's eat."

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'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?' mockup

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

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Sandwich Fail

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'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!' mockup

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

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"I'd say another twenty minutes before plating. We'll know once the swearing gets really desperate."

"I'd say another twenty minutes before plating. We'll know once the swearing gets really desperate." mockup

"I'd say another twenty minutes before plating. We'll know once the swearing gets really desperate."

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'That's the last time I ever let you try to fix the microwave.'

'That's the last time I ever let you try to fix the microwave.' mockup

'That's the last time I ever let you try to fix the microwave.'

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Pizza's Burning...

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'Get your priorities right, Graham! Book the restaurant AFTER you've called the fire brigade!'

'Get your priorities right, Graham! Book the restaurant AFTER you've called the fire brigade!' mockup

'Get your priorities right, Graham! Book the restaurant AFTER you've called the fire brigade!'

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'I burned your breakfast.' 'That's okay. I can eat a bowl of cold cereal.' 'That's what I burned.'

'I burned your breakfast.' 'That's okay. I can eat a bowl of cold cereal.' 'That's what I burned.' mockup

'I burned your breakfast.' 'That's okay. I can eat a bowl of cold cereal.' 'That's what I burned.'

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'As far as I'm concerned, this kitchen is the real environmental hazard!'

'As far as I'm concerned, this kitchen is the real environmental hazard!' mockup

'As far as I'm concerned, this kitchen is the real environmental hazard!'

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'Er, how long did you say you had been teaching Home Economics, Miss Jones?'

'Er, how long did you say you had been teaching Home Economics, Miss Jones?' mockup

'Er, how long did you say you had been teaching Home Economics, Miss Jones?'

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'That was delicious! Do I have food on my face?'

'That was delicious! Do I have food on my face?' mockup

'That was delicious! Do I have food on my face?'

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"You're the only one getting fat around here, Rex!"

"You're the only one getting fat around here, Rex!" mockup

"You're the only one getting fat around here, Rex!"

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Culinary Calamity Captains Gifts Collection

Culinary Calamity Captains Mugs

Explore our collection of culinary calamity captains mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for the kitchen enthusiast in your life.

Culinary Calamity Captains Pillows

Discover our playful culinary calamity captains pillows—adding a humorous touch to your home or kitchen décor.

Culinary Calamity Captains Prints

Browse our vibrant prints featuring culinary calamity captains—perfect for bringing humor and personality to any space.

Culinary Calamity Captains T-Shirts

Check out our culinary calamity captains t-shirt collection—fun, witty designs that make a statement about your love for cooking chaos.