Chaos Avoider T-Shirts

'Maybe he doesn't want to know what's going on in the world.'

"When he said he wanted to avoid airport chaos I thought he meant leaving earlier!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Baby Walker

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Riding School Chaos

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Bears going water skiing.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Crowded Ice Fishing