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"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

Wonder Woman!

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.

The Clipping

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

"You call this all in a row?!"

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Storm in the out tray

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

"Made it!"

'Except...That.'

BRIGHAM YOUNG'S WORST NIGHTMARE, 'The kids missed the school bus!'

The weightless office.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

Mum feeds teens with shovel

Trouble time in Tangletown.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Mediation Process

Unrest Area.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Getting Rid of the Cure