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Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

The weightless office.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

The Clipping

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"I'm running a loose ship."

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

'Except...That.'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Wonder Woman!

How men shop for towels.

Landslide Hazard

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

Mum feeds teens with shovel

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"Edna, have you fallen asleep in the bath again?"

"Found it! The cat was using it as a pillow."

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

Trouble time in Tangletown.

Man: 'Oh for HEAVEN'S sake Zachary! WHAT have I told you about RUNNING THROUGH the house?!

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'