Organized Chaos Tamer T-Shirts

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized our student files.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

What My Day Feels Like

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

The weightless office.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

A catch-all is born.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

The Clipping

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'Except...That.'

I love thunderstorms!

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Wonder Woman!

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"But this way I know where everything is."