Chaos Calmer T-Shirts

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Not guilty?"

Mediation Process

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

The weightless office.

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

The Clipping

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

I love thunderstorms!

'Except...That.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Wonder Woman!

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

Landslide Hazard

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Mum feeds teens with shovel

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

Times of the day - Night.

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

Don't sweat the small stuff

'Things couldn't be better.'

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.

Trouble time in Tangletown.