Chaos Calmer Gifts

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Not guilty?"

Mediation Process

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

The weightless office.

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

The Clipping

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'Except...That.'

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

I love thunderstorms!

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

Wonder Woman!

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

Mum feeds teens with shovel

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Landslide Hazard

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

Times of the day - Night.

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

'Things couldn't be better.'

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.