Calm In Chaos Gifts

I love thunderstorms!

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Not guilty?"

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

The weightless office.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

The Clipping

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

'Except...That.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Wonder Woman!

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

Mum feeds teens with shovel

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.