Order Amidst Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Not guilty?"

Unrest Area.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

The Best Laid Plans

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

A catch-all is born.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'