Calm Amidst Chaos T-Shirts

Don't sweat the small stuff

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Not guilty?"

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

The weightless office.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

The Clipping

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

I love thunderstorms!

'Except...That.'

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Wonder Woman!

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

Mum feeds teens with shovel

Landslide Hazard

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

'Things couldn't be better.'