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'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Dog Day Afternoon

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

I love thunderstorms!

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

Method/Madness

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

"Isn't it sweet how your boxer and my German shepherd are having so much fun together?"

Welcome Cynthia and her flaming performing dogs!

'I see your future ... it's gonna be a riot!'

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

"I can help you with stock downturns. I'm the blueprint of irrational exuberance."

Disorganised Crime

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

'He should not have ragouted with a reechy betta.'

'Feng Shui, I believe it's called'

'It all began when they exchange pleasantries.'

"Don't worry. You'll just be giving an informal seminar."

"God, you're so random."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized our student files.'