Calm In Chaos Enthusiast T-Shirts

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Spontaneous Kombucha

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Meowlzebub

Unrest Area.

Paging for a Doctor

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

allovertheplace.com

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"What?"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."