Canine Chaos Tamer T-Shirts

Walking The Dog.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

Dog Day Afternoon

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

A child and his dog

Education Guidance

The weightless office.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

The Clipping

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

'Except...That.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Wonder Woman!

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

Mum feeds teens with shovel