Canine Chaos Tamer T-Shirts

Walking The Dog.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog Day Afternoon

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Education Guidance

The weightless office.

A child and his dog

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

The Clipping

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'Except...That.'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Wonder Woman!

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

Mum feeds teens with shovel

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."