Crowd Aversion Gifts

"Gah! Too many people!"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Crowded Ice Fishing

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

Birds doing the 'wave'.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Nervous at a party.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'Why are they all staring at me?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

Stadium usher of the month.

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

Popularist population.

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

Reverse speech

"Impressive brawl skills."

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

'Look at how this horrible crowd is waving their hands. . .it's like they don't even care.'

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

'Oops. We forgot to turn the house lights on after our power point presentation and now they're expecting an encore.'

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'