Crowd Aversion Pillows

"Gah! Too many people!"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Mass Travel

Nervous at a party.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'Why are they all staring at me?'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

Stadium usher of the month.

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

'Look at how this horrible crowd is waving their hands. . .it's like they don't even care.'

Popularist population.

Reverse speech

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

"Impressive brawl skills."

'Oops. We forgot to turn the house lights on after our power point presentation and now they're expecting an encore.'

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'