Awkward In Crowds Pillows

"I've enjoyed about as much of this as I can stand."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

Introverted Chair

'How much for you to do my tax return?'

"Die alone"

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

"Gah! Too many people!"

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

'Have a nice day! See you later!'

"You smell like wet cardboard."

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'