Clown Avoider Gifts

"To be perfectly honest, I don't mind the riders, it's the clowns I'm afraid of..."

"Oh no, I didn't escape from the circus because of the tamer, I liked the tamer. It's the clowns I was scared of..."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crab with a clown face.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Clown Wife

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Children's Entertainer

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Clown walks balloon dog

"Seriously?"