Clown Avoider Mugs

'Repeat after me Mr. Chetney... 'Clowns will not hurt me. Clowns are my friends. They are not out to get me...'

"To be perfectly honest, I don't mind the riders, it's the clowns I'm afraid of..."

"Oh no, I didn't escape from the circus because of the tamer, I liked the tamer. It's the clowns I was scared of..."

Children's Parties

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

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'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Crab with a clown face.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Clown walks balloon dog

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'He specializes in funny bones.'