Travel-phobic Gifts

Pope tired of travelling.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Echo Tourism'

Motor Tourism

Travelling

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Camping-Pong

Injured backpacker.

Airport Bored Rooms

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Quick, follow that star

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

The segway RV.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

Airline concerns.

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."