Travel Apprehensives Gifts

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Echo Tourism'

Motor Tourism

Travelling

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Camping-Pong

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

Airport Bored Rooms

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

'It says, 'Get back on the tour bus'.'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Broken down car driver trying to attract the attention of a hi-tech breakdown vehicle.

Texting kills

Returning tourism

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

'If you ask me - a 3700 mile trip will do you good.'

Tourists in church

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Recalculating!

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.