Travel Averse Gifts

Non-Travellers' Tales

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Echo Tourism'

Travelling

Motor Tourism

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Airplane Mode.

Camping-Pong

Injured backpacker.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Airport Bored Rooms

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"I'd rather be at the office."

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

Airline concerns.

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'If you ask me - a 3700 mile trip will do you good.'

Returning tourism

Broken down car driver trying to attract the attention of a hi-tech breakdown vehicle.

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."