Travel Averse Prints

Non-Travellers' Tales

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Echo Tourism'

Motor Tourism

Travelling

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Airplane Mode.

Camping-Pong

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Injured backpacker.

Airport Bored Rooms

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"I'd rather be at the office."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

Airline concerns.

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Broken down car driver trying to attract the attention of a hi-tech breakdown vehicle.

'If you ask me - a 3700 mile trip will do you good.'

Returning tourism

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Tourists in church