Vacation Avoider Prints

"I'd rather be at the office."

Holiday time.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tourists in Egypt

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

The Airport.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

The US election is over.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Honey, run!"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

Commuter on the Orient Express

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"Endless Summer III"

'I need a Vacation.'

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

Florida Golf.

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Retireee sits at desk on beach

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!