Vacation Avoider T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that humorously honor the vacation avoider’s preference for staying home. Comfortable, clever, and perfect for relaxing days without the travel fuss.

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"I'd rather be at the office."

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Holiday time.

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-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.' mockup

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

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"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband." mockup

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

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Tourists in Egypt

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'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.' mockup

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

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"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me." mockup

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

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"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?" mockup

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

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"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away." mockup

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

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Summertime.

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The Airport.

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'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.' mockup

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

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'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.' mockup

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

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'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?' mockup

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

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'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.' mockup

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

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The US election is over.

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'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!' mockup

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

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"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace." mockup

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

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"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

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"Honey, run!"

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"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats." mockup

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

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Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth! mockup

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

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Commuter on the Orient Express

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"Endless Summer III"

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You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent. mockup

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

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"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old." mockup

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

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'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.' mockup

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

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"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..." mockup

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

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'I need a Vacation.'

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'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.' mockup

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

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Florida Golf.

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Retireee sits at desk on beach

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Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed. mockup

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

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'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...' mockup

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

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"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us." mockup

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

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Vacation Avoider T-Shirts Collection

Vacation Avoider Mugs

Looking for more mugs for the vacation avoider? Check out our collection of witty and humorous mugs perfect for those who prefer staying in.

Vacation Avoider Pillows

Find more cozy pillows suited for the vacation avoider’s relaxing space. Perfect for enhancing their restful environment.

Vacation Avoider Prints

Discover more playful prints to decorate the walls of the vacation avoider. Fun artwork that celebrates their love of staying in.