Vacation Moaner T-Shirts

"The hotel was old and rotten, the service was lousy, but my wife really enjoyed the vacation because she had so much to moan about!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Try me/try me/try me...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'See you in two weeks!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.