Festival Avoider T-Shirts

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Face painting.

Cariactures

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Pearly King and Queen

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Clown Face Painting

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Mainstream

The Running of the Brie

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The dark side of Halloween.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Earth Mother

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"Spaghetti Rave"