Reluctant Traveler Gifts

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Airline concerns.

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

"I am not asking for directions."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

The US election is over.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"Endless Summer III"

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

Last day of home school.

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

Why men hate shopping.

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'