Travel Snob Gifts

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

The High Line at Giza

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Airport

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Western Outfitters.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Quick, follow that star

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

Bird sitting on a wing.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."