Travel Snob Gifts

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

The High Line at Giza

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Be open to help.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Airport

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Western Outfitters.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Quick, follow that star

Pamplona Station