Entertainment Snob Gifts

More Vacuous Reality TV S**e

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Can't Touch This

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

TV and cleaner

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

TV stage door

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'Oh man, every time.'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Madonna

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

Stephen Fry

The Croucho Club

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

Charlie Sheen

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

Ronni Ancona.

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'