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More Vacuous Reality TV S**e

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Can't Touch This

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

TV and cleaner

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

TV stage door

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

'Oh man, every time.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

The Croucho Club

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

The writers' stroke is over. Stay tuned for new junk.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"