Music Snob Gifts

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

Amongst the Culturati II.

'I don't want to remember those golden hits from the seventies!'

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Anna Calvi

"Now I really hate poetry."

Orchestra.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Elvis Presley

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Eric Clapton.

Bryan Ferry

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Fossil record player.

Woman crying with happiness.

Piano Keyboard

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Punk Reindeer